CHORUS
She is a walking encyclopaedia o yes
She is a walking encyclopaedia no less

This girl has a brain, this girl has a brain
And as well she seems to use it
Sale of the Century
That’s the show that she should be
On TV on TV
Sale of the Century, Sale of the Century
Sale of the Century

CHORUS

This girl is not a twit, this girl is not a twit
Nor can it be said that she’s a nitwit
Go to university
That’s the place where she should be
Teaching you and teaching me
At the university, at the university
At the university

CHORUS

She’s so smart it frightens me
How she does enlighten me
There is nothing she don’t know
Genius this girl must be, genius this girl must be
Genius this girl must be